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Wife Says;

wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

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When A

Man Bring

His wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

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When A

Man Bring

His wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

A Nobel Award

A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....

wife: Darling Where''ll

wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?

Husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari

wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?

Husband: I''ll Bring U Back

Judge:Why Did U

Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur

Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!

Message Of The Year:

Message Of The Year:

Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!

Why?

Very Simple.....

A Woman Does Not Have A wife !!!!

Wife Ne Husband Se:

wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!

First Guy (Proudly)

First Guy (Proudly) : "My wife''s An Angel!"

Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."

Wife: If I Removed

wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

Husband:

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!

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