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Husband: Dekho Mujhe

Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .

wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->

U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your wife,
U can control your Emotions but not

LOOSE MOTION

Ek Tapori ki wife

Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
wife: Behan

When a man steals

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --

By all means marry.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.

A man inserted an

A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY

What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by wife is an ESSAY...

Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->

Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->

1st Friend:

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->

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