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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

Husband on wedding,

Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

2 Men searchig for

2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D

Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar forwarded it 2 all.

A successful man is

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wife: You always

wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

Definitions :

Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
wife : Worries Invited For Ever

an engineer was l

an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Wife: You always carry

wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

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