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Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

In Art Gallery

In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“wife” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “wife”

;-)Wife Running After

;-)wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

A Garbage Truck: Am I Too

wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.

PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.

President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.

Meera''s 25th birthday.

9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.

EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.

Shoaib completes 12 years ban.

Imran khan still not satisfied.

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:Tamatar Khao
Bhikari: Roti DeDo

Admi:Tamater Khao
Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?Kch Or Q Nhi?

wife:Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

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