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A Sardar & A Wife

A Sardar & A wife Were Walking Outside
When The wife Said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

At Sky & Said,

"Where, Where"???

Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"wife" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"wife

Sardar & Wife Waitin

Sardar & wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To wife"

U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"

Santa: Mujhe

Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti wife..

:My wedding is going

Santa:My wedding is going to happen

Banta:Whats the problem now.?

Santa:My wife did''nt know it...!

Aik sardar Europe gia

Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nai ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->

Santa - My wife

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

1 sardar k ghar me

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.

sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?

wife:han pnch gai hy

sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;->

Police-Instead of

Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;->

\ = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = /

\ = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = /

A successful man is 1 who makes more money
than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can
find such a man.... ;->

\ = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = /

\ = = = TodAyzZz ThOuGhT = = = /

A successful man is 1 who makes more money
than his wife cn spent.. & A successful women is 1 who can
find such a man.... ;->

{( tOdaYZ tHouGhT )}

{( tOdaYZ tHouGhT )}

The average man''s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question,

and at the end, the mourners wondering too......:D

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