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Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter

Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did

And Is Convinced That Her Son Will

Never Find A wife

As Good As His Father Did !!!
"A TRUE THOUGHT"

"One Who Doesnt Love

A Girl Before His Marriage

Can Never Love His

wife After Marriage;-)"
I''m Shabaan , My Neighbor , Ramazan Told Me That He''s Coming Yo Your House Tommorrow With His wife Roza And 3 Kids ... Touba , Rehmat And Barkat .... And They Will Return By Wid EID Airways After 30 Days .. Ramazan Mubarak
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”


Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”


Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai


A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->


A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?