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Aik jagah se

Husban: Darling! tum mujhe aik jagah se boht achi lagti ho.

wife(khush ho k): Kahan se?

Husband: dooooooooooooor se...

Bechare husbands

Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

husband wife

wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.

husband and wife

wife Or Husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai

foreign trip

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Will u merry , after i die

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

Wife husband say

wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

WIFE SMS

''An Intelligent wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women"

BMW

Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota wife”

Happy Anniversary

Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love you have given me
Your love makes my life so bright
Just knowing you are
My darling my sweetheart ur sweety ur wife
Happy Anniversary

creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

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