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A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
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NAKED

Once there lived a

Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Life ko kon zyda

Question:

Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?

girlfriend ya wife..?

Answer: wife...!

Lakin

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Honi kisi or ki chahiye.>

Here Gr8 Challenge!

Here Gr8 Challenge!
Tll me your any newly maried realative(Male).. i will tll his wife name...
its working jst try it
Jst send your male realative name at 03343004071... i will tll u his wife name

Apki wife apn

Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
1
2
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5
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8
9
10. . . ;->
replY... =P
Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->

Agar Aapki Wife

Q: Agar Aapki wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.

A HUSBAND''s CUTE L

A HUSBAND''s CUTE LOVE QUOTE
Even my child too started 2
walk without any support.
but my wife still feels
2 hold my hand while walking..... :)

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Is Sawal Ka Jawab Do

Shadi Se Pehle Dulhan Ka Baap Dulhe Ko Kya Deta Hai?
Jo Shadi K Baad Wapas Leta Hai..?

Baap Apna Naam Wapis Laita Hai Bcoz wife Husband K Name Apnay Saath Use Karti Hai
Its Challenge 4 U?

Ans) Chain, Sukh, Neendh, Khushi Etc.

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His wife

Sardar Was Sleeping

Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His wife..

Banta Singh:

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

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