Life ko kon zyda

Life ko kon zyda
Question:



Life ko kon zyda acha bna sakthi hai?


girlfriend ya wife..?


Answer: WIfe...!




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Honi kisi or ki chahiye.>
  

Jun, 10 2010     212 chars (2 sms)     4438 views       Q n A

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Send dis 2 every1 n c wat number they send 2 u.
#1 u r naughty
#2 we r just frndz
#3 u r beautiful n cute
#4 i like u
#5 i luv u
#6 u r cool n smart
#7 u r hot n attractive
#8 u r rude n stubborn
#9 u r my sweet heart
#10 u r my best frnd
#11 u r sluggish n aggresive
#12 u r zidi
which # u will give me?
Read this n giv an ans
A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.
Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True
LUX: HOT

REXONA: ROMaNTIC

DETOL: FIGHTER

SAFEGARD: CARING

TIBBAT: MOODY

CAPRY: UGLY

HOOR: GUDLUKING

LETHERE: CHARMING

DOVE: SELFish... ;->
Wo kia hai, jo har andha, beingha, Kana ,aur theek ankhoon wala sabhee dekhtey hein?






Mein bataon! Khawab
Insaani Jism mein kul kitney jord hotey hein?






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The first SMS message[8] was sent over the Vodafone GSM network in the United Kingdom on 3 December 1992, from Neil Papworth of Sema Group (now Airwide Solutions) using a personal computer to Richard Jarvis of Vodafone using an Orbitel 901 handset.
"Wat Wud B Ur Reaction

If U Caught Ur Lover Dating

Wid Ur Best Frnd?"

Forwrd It 2 Ur Frndz N
Get Funny Replyzz
Bt Reply Me 1st.
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Choose a # 4 me...
Dekhte hain aap mujh se kya kehna chahtey ho lekin keh nhi pa pa rahe hain.
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Must rply!
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????

Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)