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A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

;-)wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

Tum Toh Chahte Ho

wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Man 1- I notice dat Ur

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi

wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->

Husband & Wife Men

Husband & wife Men
Jhagra Hua Tou wife
Ne Apni Maa Ko Fone
Kia:
"MAIN AAP K HAAN AA
RAHI HON, MERA UN SE
JHAGRA HO GAYA"

Maa Ny Kaha:
"USAY APNE KIYE KI
SAZA MILNI CHAHIYE,
TUM WAHIN THEHRO
MAIN TUMHARY HAAN
AA RAHI HOON ..." ;->

Remember !

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR wife

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"

Magar?

"Khudkushi Haram Hai".

Aik sahab hamptay

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

Ans-SHANTI

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