wife SMS Messages534 messages

1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi

Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya

2frn: O Really

1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri wife

Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye

Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.
Batao wife, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
A wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

wife: Sory !

Next Day wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
A wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

wife: Sory !

Next Day wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
Alwayz Love wife
No Life Without wife
wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
























"wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
Full Forms
wife= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
wife: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

wife : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
wife: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

wife : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.