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Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga

Sardar Apni Girl friend

sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha

SaRdar ji went

sardar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

SaRdar ji went

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

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This Is My Kidney

Sardar Was

sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.

One day a sardarji

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Sardar enters

sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

Sardar Was Writing f

sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

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3rd floor:- shit i m banta

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