sardar SMS Messages547 messages

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..

sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
3 sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
Manager 2 sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
Teacher to sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.All sardars started clapping



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