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Ticket Checkr to

Ticket Checkr to sardar in Train:''Ticket dikhao''
sardar:Ye lo''

T.T:''Ye to purana Ticket hai.''

sardar:''to train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai....??

Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.

sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Sardar''s Interview 4 New Job

sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or

sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

Sardar Found A Monkey

sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The sardar With The Monkey At A Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...

Man sees Sardar-G

Man sees sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->

Ek Sardar 2 A Man : Yaar Musibat K Waqt

Ek sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

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