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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
A Sardar & his wife


A sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
A sardar ji pulled
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
In a practical Exam
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
Q:Why is a Sardarji


Q:Why is a sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
ONE DAY A MAN
ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO sardar "MR.sardar DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. sardar:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
sardar: BANANA
Hitler says,
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,


A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

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