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Sardar: Cricket

sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

SARDARJI was in a

sardarJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

1 Sardar ki shad

1 sardar ki shadi pe sb sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

1st Sardar

1st sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Sardar in Fire Brigade

sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

Sardar Friend Se

sardar Friend Se:

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

don''t say anything

don''t say anything I am fed out. I don''t have now any more interest in teasing and insulting sardars and Other animals, So I have decided to say sorry
and

wud try my best to carry on my previous task.

Dost ban kar bhi nahin

Dost ban kar bhi nahin saath nibhaaney wala
Wohi andaz hai zaalim ka zamaaney wala

Ab usey log samajhtey hain giraftar mera
Sakht naadim hai mujhey daam main laaney wala

Kya Khabar thi jo meri jaan main ghula hai itna
Hai wohi mujh ko sardar bhi laaney wala

Tere hotey huey aa jati thi saari dynya
Aaj tanha hu to koi nahin aaney wala

Kya kahen kitney marasim they hamarey us se
Wo jo ik shakhs hai munh phaer kar jaaney wala

A sardar ji pulled

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

Q:- Why does sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

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