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Sardar:I''ve Pain

sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.

sardar:As Far As I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age

Sardar Was Sleeping

sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..

Sardar : May I Come

sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...

sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!

Sardar 1st Time

sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.

Sardar K Truck K

sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!

sardar ne shok

sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga

1 sArdAr doSrE

1 sardar doSrE sardar sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sardar: 2

1st sardar: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sardar: wo kEsE

1st sardar: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)

Teacher: What Is Th

Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->

Sardar Ki G.F Ne

sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...

Sardar''s Interview 4

sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...

Sardar Ka Ladka

sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud Apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

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