sardar SMS Messages547 messages

Jageer Daar 1 sardar Se: Agr Main Subah
Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
A man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
Aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
Aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->
sardar g Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50


sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den A Train Comes PANJAB MAIL.

sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To Wife"

U Get In When PANJAB FEMALE Comes.!"
Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?




sardar:Post Office
1st sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
sardar= piko karani se.
:P