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SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

B.COM

sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.

Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,

sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.

oye ullu k pathhey

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

Koi ishara to de

sardar to sardar:Agr tu ye bata de k meri tokri mein kya hai to saarey andey tere,
Aur agr tu ye bata de k kitne hein to 8 k 8 tere.
auu agr tu ye bata de k kis jaanwar k hein to wo murgi bhi teri.

2nd sardar: Yaar koi ishara to de.

naam mitti mein

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ?
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sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.

Paise ka masla nahi hai

sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees thy,

Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy.

sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

A girl sitting in examination

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...

3 sardar after examee

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Sardar to a girl

sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

Sardar to a girl

sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?

poetry of a sarda

poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

Wo agar husn waloon

Wo agar husn waloon ki sarkaar thay
Hum bhi shahir-e-mohabt k sardar thay

Aik jurm-e-mohabt ki padaash mein
Omr bhar keliay hum szawaar thay

Maot ka faisla jab kia tha kbhi
hum bhi tyaar thay, wo bhi tyaar thay

Kar skay na koi wadaa wafa
Aik eqraar tha , laakh inkaar thay

Hum marez-e-sahub gham rahay esliay
Jitnay taryaak thay , saray beqar thay

Wo jo bichar kar juda ho gaye
Wo mohabt k jazboon ki mehkaar thay

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