sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK"
Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo "Mun mai pani ana" . sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name . teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
