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Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya

1 sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?

funny gud morning

sardar ki Maa sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe

Who Is The Father

Twin babies born in a sardar’s House. sardar G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!

Sardar in Parks

sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

Hilarous Sardar!

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where … ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like … !!! ;->

Sardar letter to Bill Gates

sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 – Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter

3 – I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home

4 – Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS … ;->

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.

Funny Sardar Sms

sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

hamay Malom nahi?

sardar g ap ko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
Han yar! Per wo manti hi nahi!

"Kia kehti hay?"

"Kehti hay

'I LOVE U 2'

pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.

BV & ?

sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,

Woh bhi new car se?

sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

Dua Kha KAr Sojaoy!

sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

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