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Doctor

“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”

sardar

“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

sardar or pathan

sardar: Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ? ,
, PATHAN: Jootay Se Maar Do:)

a tiger killed a sardar in zoo

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta... kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D

sardar apna radio theek karwanay

sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

beta 2 bistar kiun lagay

*sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)

sardar ka padosi mar gaya

sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

sardar apni shadi pe

sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi

muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut

*~sardar: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)

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