sardar SMS Messages547 messages

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar

sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?

sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

a sardar to another:name 5 animals livin

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

A sardar in a pizza hut

sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.

Twin babies born in a sardar's House.

sardar G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

Sardar Ne Machis Li Or

sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.

WO konsi ungli

sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
sardar! Dastaney ki...

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