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In battle Sardar g

In battle sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

A Sardar asked his friend:

A sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

Sardar apne ghar walon

sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..

On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen

On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.

sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.

Ek sardar motorway

Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!

Sardar: Agar

sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska

S=sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

Joke in 1 word

Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"

Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

sardar:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop….

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