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Mariz:Mere oper wali

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

Sardar to doctor:

sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"

Prince charles & sardarji

Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
sardar thinks "how poetic"
sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard

Sardar Pathan se:

sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D

1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI

1 sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....

What is common between Allama Iqbal,

What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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sardar replied:

"All were born on Government Holidays".

Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)

1st Sardar:

1st sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)

A man jumpd in

A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"

Sardar & Pathan:

sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

Sardar:Bachpan

sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

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