sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
2 sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd sardar ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA
sardar : Was thinking .
sardarni : Kya soch rahe ho?
sardar : ye START TV walo ko pata kaise chalta hai
sardarni :Kia?
sardar : yehi k " Ap dekh Rahy hain STAR PLUS " !