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1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??

sardar Ne KahA:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Ekdin Sardar sapne

Ekdin sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

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sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)

PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO

PLz muje samajne ki
KOshish KrO

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chOrdo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sOchta ha,

SOne do mujko mat aO yahan*

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

4 guys 1 4rm HARVARD

4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
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b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!

PLz muje samajne ki KOshish KrO

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !

Salesman :

Salesman : This computer will cut your workload by 50%
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sardar G:: That''s great, I''ll take two of them. ;->

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

Lagey raho...

main ney khawaab mein
daikha main Musharf
ki jagah sardar ban gaya
hoon,

tum par bhi koi paabandi
nahin jo marzi sapney
daikho.

Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z

sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house

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Knocks de door.

Gulabo:kon?

sardar:mein!

Gulabo:mein kon?

sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->

Wedding nite:

Wedding nite:

Dulhan sardar se,

aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....

sardar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->

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