sardar SMS Messages547 messages

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
sardar: B.Com Final year!

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

Sardar:

sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)

Ek bar Sardar

Ek bar sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

Sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..

sardar Ne Chottey Qad Ki Larki Se Shaadi Ki..

Kisi Ne Poocha Tum Ne Aisa Kyun Kiya..

sardar Bola Mery Walid Ne Kaha Tha Ke..

Musibat Jitni Chotti Ho Utni Achi Hai..

Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha

Ek sardar Ko Apna Gadhha Bechna Tha

Unho Ne Apne Ek Dost Ko Letter Likha

"Agar Tmhen Kabhi Kisi Gadhhay Ki Zroorut Ho Tohmujhay Yaad Ker Lena !"

Aam logon ko bewaqoof

Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!

Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme

Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De

sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme

Mere Hi Chehra Dikha

Apka Chehra Diknewala Nahi Mil

Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

sardar: Not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

Sardarji: Doctor Ji

sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do

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