sardar SMS Messages547 messages

sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIAN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
sardar thought n rplied
OYE DANDA Tery piyo da e.
Twin babies born in a sardar''s House.

sardar G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

sardar forwarded it 2 all.
Ye scooty kab li? sardar:kal raat 1 larki mujhe scooty per bohot dur le gai,sab kapde uttar kar boli jo chahiye lelo,mai ne scooty le li,kapro ka mai kya karta.
A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
A sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
A sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
Gang of sardarS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta