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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
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DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
aman ki aasha jagao
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
Pyaare Dost Film
Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??
RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi
or apko goli mar de gi.
Film ka nam hai " KuTAY KI MAUT "
the poor wish to b
The Poor Wish To Be
Rich ...
The Rich Wish To Be
Happy ...
The Single Wish Ti
Be Married ...
And
The Married Wish To
Be Dead ... ;->
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai
Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan B
katori le k khada rhta Hai
Pani Puri wale k paas.
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
1000 Pages ki Book kitne din mein parhi ja sakti hai?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Prof: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao paper kab hai?
Ek Pathan Apne Rakshey k Paas Khara Tha
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???
Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:
Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya
Doosra Bacha :
Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya
Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
AAL IZ WELL.
AAL IZ WELL. :-)
: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
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