Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
  

May, 19 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     2527 views       Funny

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ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,white colour 2 ur teeth,pink colour 2 ur lips,silver colour 2 ur eyes,n u look too horribl so zara kum smile kia karo;p
10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart



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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
''Hum ne ki dosti aapse Bohat sochne k bad,

Kuch b na dekha aapko dekhne k Bad,

Duniya chor deinge
apko chorne k bad,

ALLAH maaf kare itna Jhot bolne k bad.''
Y did Shahrukh khan change his luk evrytime he tried a new watch..?















Coz "HAR GHARI BADAL RAHI HAI ROOP ZINDAGI" . . . ;->
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?








chipkA-l33
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...










Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->


Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)


(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

Molana asif ali zardari)
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,


"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,



Aur hath main hai "LUX"