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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
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Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.
Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
frnds r lik balons
frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.
motiyan bela phool
motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"
Ager pakre gaye to tere s
Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..
teenage girl was
teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.
Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
Sayanein kehndey nein
Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".
Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
traffic rules
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school
He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students
wait for the teachers
I need you....
I need you....
I love u....
I can''t go anywhere without u...
....oh my lovely..
Shoes!
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Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe
LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
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