sardar SMS Messages547 messages

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardarji to others:

sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

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