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1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k sEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Aik Afsurda poem

Aik Afsurda poem
: =
Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
.
.
Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!

Teacher: Translate in ur

Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and sister..

student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D

India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector

India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector

IN
1965

Maa: beta shadi u

Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

sT__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U

A couple was

A couple was siting in garden, suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le

Amir''s girlfriend

Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHAJINI :P
(KAIsA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D

Old phrase:

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)

Fakeer: "ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!

Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB

sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

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