Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha usse kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
Dentist Ki Beti B.F se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad se shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.
Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
