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sardar thrmos le k picnic pr gaya.

sardar: Is m thandi chez thandi or garm chee garam rehti hy.
Dost:Tum is m kya laye ho.
sardar:4 qulfi 2 cup chae;-)
Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo kiss kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@
Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh si safedi
Nirma se i

Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
sbki Pasand Nirma

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.
A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
sardar: Pagal..
sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?

Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.

sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.



This is this and What is what Faraz..


If this is what then what is this Faraz?
Mareez Dr. say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEsT hongy,
sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEsT nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
.*""* .. * ""*.
''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
"*.*

Fitay moonh!

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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D
Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

Ap ne HAssI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHAPPAL WAPIs KARO.
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai