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/--[sMs PoLiCe]
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Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi sMs nahi karte..
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.


Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.


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Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.
Ek waqt tha Aap k msg aise aate thy jese kisi ne aap ki KHOPRI pe PIsTOL rkhi hui hy

or aapse msg krwa rha he

mgr ab lagta he...


GOLI MARDI..
Wife: jb tm DEsI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHIsKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
An MBA student to a sweeper:
"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
.
.
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sweeper Proudly replied:
"Mere Pas Job Hai"
IsHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir IsHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@
You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique



Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny se 1Din Usay sharam Aayegi,
sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"



Bolay To


"sharam aai kya"
Hamari ??? men chahat


Chahat me ????


Khalos me ????


Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri baat hai
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
Dentist Ki Beti B.F se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad se shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...