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Teacher - How Do

Teacher - How Do
You spell "Wrong" ?

santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

santa - That''s What
You Asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->

Doctor To A Kid:

Doctor To A Kid:

Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
spell It ... ;->

AAj ke friends I TELL U,

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MIss U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

;-)Wife Running After

;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Ek Khan sahb sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki s0en Hey Nhi Hey

A Garbage Truck: Am I Too

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

What Is
Pure And simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government sector)

3 fastest ways of communications:

3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??

Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...

.+??+. ? 1 ? ''+??+''

.+??+.
? 1 ?
''+??+''

Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Coin
Aur
Mujhe
Cute
sa
$m$
Karo
Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai

Aur
KHABARDAR
Is
1 rupee
Ki
T0ffee
Khareedi
To...

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