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Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"

Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" se.

Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPs" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum

Professor: Tum 20 Saal Ki Lar

Professor:
Tum 20 saal Ki Larki
su shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne sy 20 saal Bari
sy ... ?

student:
sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre s

Laado de lashkare jag mag kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha

Now
Continue Ur Work :-

Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,

Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,

Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.

(/./) / " ) "? ----;"; /,,/"( , , )// //// // ye Ghada apka

(/./)
/ " ) "? ----;";
/,,/"( , , )//
//// //
ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega

"Pakistani di Mushkil"

"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
school wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!

We came with the

We came with the
fear of not knowing anybody..

But in the end

We go with tears knowing everybody..!

AND That''s called :

'''' sTUDENT LIFE ''''.

(",)/ Suno Bablo. <)) _/¡_ (.") Bolo Pappo.

(",)/ suno Bablo.
<))
_/¡_
(.") Bolo Pappo.
<((>
_/¡_
(",)/
<)) Bablo yar
_/¡_ Koi Msg to Kr
(.")
<((> Pappu yar
_/¡_ Tng Na Kr,

BeNaZeeR Aakhir M.B.B.S ban hi gai...

BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.s
ban hi gai...

!

kaise?
?

?

?

nahi pata?

?

main batao?
?
M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
s=shaheed..

1 pathan 12 floor pe

1 pathan 12 floor pe office me betha tha
1 admi aya or bola,Gul Khan tmhari beti bhag gayi
Ye sunte hi pthan ne 12 floor se jump lagadi
Niche girte waqt10th flor pr yad aya k hmara to koi beti hi nhi,5th flor pr yad aya k hmari to abi shadi hi ni hue or gir kr yad aya k hmara name to GUL KHAN hi nhi hy..

Customer: I need a ladies suit.

Customer:
I need a ladies suit.

shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o

Jota chupai ki ras

Jota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhe ki 1 sali ne kaha: me tu 1100 lungi.2nd sali boli me tu 2100 lungi. peche se 1 memon bola baje 2310 lelo,us me FM be he

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