5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need so Much Money?
3-Y Doesshe/He Call U?
4-Y such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
