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Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

salesman: Bhai Itna sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURsE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

Beta:

Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDs kiyun bataatay ho?

Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan “U” walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai

Kal B SMS zinda tha,

Kal B sMs zinda tha,
Aaj B sMs zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se sMs nikle ga.

(".)/'' Naar-e-Msg
>))
_//_

(.")/'' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,

1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he?

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay

Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia

Officer., Khan sahab apna N I C do,

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

ORIGINAL DON:

ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K

DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Chot

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz

Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...

sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?

Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?

PATHAN:
I don''t know

Tchr:
stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-

Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,

Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,

Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..

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