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I LOVE YOU

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Ki spelling Theek Hain Na

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Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya samajhtey Hain.
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDEs gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDEs gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)
school main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN sIR PIsTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
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Today i was
thinking of V
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2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,

woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,

Jo jatay hain un k peechay,

wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,

Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,

wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Aik baat hmesha yaad rakhna..

Qalm ki ahmiat Talwar se zyada hoti hai,

Kion k..

Talawar se

shalwar mein Narha nahi dala ja sakta
(Naqqalo) se Hoshi''yar

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Receve Karen
shukria:-)
Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare,
Hansi Mazaq Kare,
Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!


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