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Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:

USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

UsA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In Us
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)

Now Bush says: Ek ajab sa manzar n

Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,

Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:

Ostad,, bato 5880

Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
shagird!
Janab sar may dard hi hoga!

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

sardar ko uska susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

AAJ MERi SiM Ki

AAJ
MERi
siM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
sAMAJ KAR
IsME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
sAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY

Dil Chahta Hy K I

Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo sab se Khubsurat Hai Usay Jaan se Maar Doon

Par

Kya

Karun

Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.

Rab kare apko sab mily Himut

Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
style
smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar

Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

sARDAR:
Before Marriage We sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We sleep With Our “WIFE”

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
sardar: before opening the shop….

Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
something is missing
..
.
Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai

shadi se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 songs

Baad Me sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai

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