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shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)

Mehfil sji thi,
sms ka tha dor,
sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)

Sardar apne ghar walon

sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..

Chand Or Main..

Chand
Or
Main..

Dono Ka Ek sa
Muqaddar Hai..

Wo Asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe Akela..

Wo Roshni Mangay
suraj se..

Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.s.C?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? To batao?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

socho socho

simple hai yar

"Darzi"

samjhay panchvi fail :-D

How to grow up

How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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AsK MY PARENTs. :)

Bazar wali nazuk si

Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?

L ====== O ====== V ====== E ======

L ======
O ======
V ======
E ======

L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

sO,
Don''t LOVE

sirf Line Maaro!
;-)

On airport 3 mOn airport 3 menen

On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.

sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.

Best sms of the Year.

Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...

A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

GEO larkio....!!;-)

teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe

Mareez Dr. se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?

Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.

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