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Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KIss KIss likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh sHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...

It''s v easy 2 eat Sweet Choclate

It''s v easy
2 eat sweet Choclate,
speak sweet Words,
Watch
swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
sweet Person. bt I salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"

EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''

EIk sheir Arz hai'',''

Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',

Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,

Msg Delete kar Do sher khatam ho Gaya ha

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE sALA.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.

Govt ka pehla action

Double sawari pe pabandi.

Teacher: Aesi

Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?

student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:

Ladies toilet

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.

800 kamro ka mehal ho motiyo se sja ho drbar

800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

soja merey yaar

Mumbai may ghareb

Mumbai may ghareb awam mer rahi hay.terrorist ksi k qabo me nai aarhay.Indian Govt se guzarish hay k..
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''sunny Deol'' ko bhejo na..:-D

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