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If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy

IT''s A GIRLs WORLD...!!!

If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless

If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt

If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money

If Girl is silent she''s Feeling sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude

If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang

If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)

Send me msgs only in these timings

send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM

baki time tang na karna

2 girl frndz

2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,F

A student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,

''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''

The Paper Checker sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote

''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN

Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHsIN" b rehta Hai;-)

Swimming pool me 6

swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??

Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)

1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

1 shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..

Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)

Teachr ne SHARAB

Teachr ne sHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA sHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.

Techr:Aap Ne Kia seekha?

stdn:
sHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.

Rs 60/- per day

Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

so lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKIsTAN ZINDABAD!

10 things I know about U!!

10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart

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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.

Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

Ab sLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!

Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s

Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)

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