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A man, who surrenders

A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)

Ufone ka new package.

Ufone ka new package.

"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejiay"

Ufone
TM HI TO HO...

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.

Mene apne ghar walo

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.

''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''

Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.s.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully

Someone wrote to

someone wrote to PATHAN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
Agr dono ho to 300 bhejo

Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YARA HM sBKA BAAP HY!

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.

sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In Us in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
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socho !
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socho !
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Aur socho !
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Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

wah wah

Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

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