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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.


1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”


Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?


Father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)


Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
sardar:see my legs & tell my name


What is BUsINEss ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)


Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay

Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.