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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack


Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar se):
To Phr Itni Dyer se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”


Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!


Manager:
sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.

Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.

You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am sorry!
But I need
To say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
searching….
searching…
still searching….
sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
so, try to look sweetest.
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon
Taste this sMs
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA sWAAD!!