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Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDs ghar par pari hain!
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
ONE DAY A MAN AsKED TO sARDAR "MR.sARDAR DOEs ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. sARDAR:NO sIR ONLY sMALL BABIEs
Dad 2son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? s:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? s:I clean it with ur toothbrush
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
Kehte hain ki IsHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
sMOKE every day plz! sMOKE means s=send M=Me O=One K=Kool sMs E=Every day! so feel free 2 sMOKE more
Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango say Bhi Zaida smart Ho Tum sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had say Bhi Zayda..!!