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Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) said
“Apni saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”


Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?


Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
she said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!


Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.


Define a True Music Lover?

A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
student: sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
sardar: BANANA
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
seller: so it is not a real dog.