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7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
smart, Nice, sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
so I gave Them Your Address
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Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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If you need advice, text me… If you need a friend, call me… If you need me,

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE sUBsCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

What’s the diff between

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

When I was born

When I was born
Devil said…Oh shit!!!
Another GOOD PERsON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh shit!!!!Competition…!!!

Husband: You know,

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me

Astronomers say

Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things

Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

What Happens When

What Happens When
The Elephant sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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